Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...