How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...