A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...