Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”