Blow
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Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
How are women like elevators?
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White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Signs you’ve grown up!
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Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
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Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...