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Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....