One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...