Polak Plane Crash
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Acronyms
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Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Football try-outs.
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Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
make a glow worm happy
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Relationships
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Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
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