Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...