rolling stones
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You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...