A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...