The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....