Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...