Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...