Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...