The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!