Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...