Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...