Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...