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There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
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A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The Mom Dictionary!
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