Destroy an opponent
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I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
A cold winter night
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In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
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An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...