Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...