Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Strong Britain
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El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...