What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
On God’s Making a Woman
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Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Making a bet at a bar
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Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...