What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Crackers
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Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.