Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...