Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...