English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Killed Your Rooster!
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It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
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This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
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