Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...