Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...