M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!