I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...