Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...