General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...