You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...