Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...