Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...