Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...