Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...