This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...