No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...