Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...