Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...