Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...