Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...