Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...