Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...