The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...