Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...