The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...