What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...