Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.