A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...