The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...