Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
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The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
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Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Watch those buttons
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Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...